Because Jack was bean stalked
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Because the stalks are all ears.
PGA Tour.
Cus it was being stalked!
Because their stalks are always growing.
They could be stalking you!
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
Because he was bean stalked.....
I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
With a track-tor!
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
All dressed up, with no place to go.
Because they can't dress themselves.
The PGA Tour.
The PGA tour.
because while I wait I like to be introspective
They already know everything.
Their celery!
Artificial celery
Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.
Because they have running yolks.
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.
He was tired of Haulin' Oats
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
