Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe

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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.