How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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What do you call bears without ears?

B.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!