How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

How much do dirty deeds cost again?

Malcolm Young