What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?