What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.