What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.