Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half