Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half