Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.