Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

How's school, Hannah?

Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.