Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird