Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)