What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

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Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

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What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.