Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"