What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.