What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter