What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

Irrelephant Jokes More Irrelephant Jokes

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important?

An irrelephant.