What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.