Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

California Jokes More California Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Toxic Waste Dump Jokes More Toxic Waste Dump Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.