How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

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How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.