How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +