How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +