Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.