Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.