To get to the school yard.
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They both give kids a little head.
Alien vs. Predator
Both think the shorter the better.
Nun
Catholic priests
Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.
Zero emissions.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
They both came in a little behind.
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He was second to Nun.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
You get a Christian Bale
He ran out of little boys
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
It's a touchy subject.
Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...
On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.
Because jokes are the white man's burden."
It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
A stick.
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
So the deaf can enjoy them too.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
Because I told him a good joke.
If you're busted, run.
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Whoever wins...we lose.
Hose A and Hose B.
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