Both think the shorter the better.
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
A fifth.
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
He lost his sense of humerus.
What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?
Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...
They both came in a little behind.
None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.
