What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.