What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."