Catholic
for drinking and deriving
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
Nun of the above.
A nun with a spear through her head.
A roamin Catholic
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.