What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."