When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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It had a short circuit.

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By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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Because he was good at pulling weed

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?