What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money