What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Who farted?

Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Gas Money Jokes More Gas Money Jokes

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money