What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Gas Money Jokes More Gas Money Jokes

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!