How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!