To remind them why there's no money in it
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
What's in your wallet?
For identification.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Because money talks.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Gas money
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.
Earning Sanders.
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
business.
Because New Jersey drivers are terrible
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Put him in the front.
Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
IT: Work M: Who hurt you
Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)
M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.
