To remind them why there's no money in it
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
What's in your wallet?
For identification.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Because money talks.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Gas money
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
Nyet long. He's always Russian.
Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car
The Harlem Shake
Cause nice guys always finish last.
Because it's a turd!
Polaroids
By saving the gas money!
They meet up a work
Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
Rigatoni!
I'd like a Corona, please.
I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either