How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.

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Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.