How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

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What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

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What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

What did Allen Ginsberg say upon being intoduced to Lawrence Ferlinghetti?

Howl do you do