How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Howl Jokes More Howl Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much