What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

Leia Jokes More Leia Jokes

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe