How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm. I'll show myself out.

What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe