Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

Icy Dead People

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.