Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.