What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Real Reason Jokes More Real Reason Jokes

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.