Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.