Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..