What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar