Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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Because people are dying to get in.

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Their scared they'll say something nigative

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So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

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STUPID AMERICAN!

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!