Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions