Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Why was the Bears-Packers tie called off?

Only one side was game

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)