Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most?

Getting that good D

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

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How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.