What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What do you call a cow that goes online?

An eMoo.

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What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Which animal is the faggiest?

A chim-PANSY

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!