What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.