Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.