What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

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What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.