What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

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Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Merge Jokes More Merge Jokes

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Big Mac Jokes More Big Mac Jokes

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*