How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?

The Exeggution!

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead