What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

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What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.