Evolve Jokes

What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)