Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!