Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What do you call a sick Pokemon?

Pikachoo

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.