Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.