Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back