Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

What makes eggs so athletic?

They go ovary and above.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!