Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself