What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

halloumi

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror