What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied