What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

halloumi

Previous Random Joke Next

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Halloumi Jokes More Halloumi Jokes

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi