What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Previous Random Joke Next
Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

Halloumi Jokes More Halloumi Jokes

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!