What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

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Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"