What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.