What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.