What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium