What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

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What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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What do they do to dead scientists?

They barium.

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.