What do they do to dead scientists?

They barium.

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium

What do they do to dead scientists?

They barium.