What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

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What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.