Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters