What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...