What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.