What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats