Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

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What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.